This week's [s]drunken fool[/s] comedy criminal...

[Kit-Ginevra]

I do so love our local paper and its band of miscreants

A man has been jailed for standing naked on a roundabout and waggling his private parts at passing cars.Mr K was wearing no clothes except a pink wig,stick-on jewellery and chocolate body paint,and when arrested was shouting at drivers 'Let me in your car,it's f***ing freezing out here'.
Mr K was jailed for 12 months.He completed a five month sentence last year for exposing his genitals out of a beach hut

[MoonCat]

You win. I dunno know, but you win!!

[Soulstealer]

Mr K was wearing no clothes except a pink wig,stick-on jewellery and chocolate body paint

So he technically wasn't naked...