So, I've got a volunteer position at a local museum. Here's some of the fun I have. Nothing super sucky so far, at least!
Yes it's real:
It's a museum. It's a museum mostly founded and owned by an extremely wealthy person. Our artifacts are real, or if they're not, it's clearly labeled as "reproduction." I'm giving a talk one our of our artifacts, a Very Rare Paper.
Me: This is the only Very Rare Paper in existence. <Insert further speech about the lengths we go to to preserve Very Rare Paper>
Guest: So, it's a photocopy?
Something New Everyday:
One of our exhibits features a large movie monster prop. This thing is at least 7 feet tall, and it's in a case which brings the whole thing to over 8 feet high. And this lady's son managed to throw his hat on top of it. So Movie Monster is basically wearing some kid's baseball cap. After I've called someone to deal with the issue we have this conversation:
Lady: Well, can you just climb up there and get it?
Me: (wondering how I'm supposed to scale the side of a rectangular glass case) No ma'am, but Security is on the way and they should be able to help you. Our cases are alarmed and they're the ones who can deal with this.
Lady: Our kids are hungry! We want to go to lunch! I can't believe this has never happened to you before!
Me: (Cheerful smile) oh, you know, something new everyday here at Museum!
And then I nearly died of shock:
I think I've mentioned the elevator debacle we have going on in our museum. One of our elevators travels freely between floors 1 and 2, but floors 3 and 4 are restricted by access code because the exhibit there is a separate admission. Well, we had a lot of trouble with people getting in the elevator on 3 and then getting dumped out of the exhibit (or stuck in the elevator!). So they put a sign on the wall above the elevator buttons. A sign which basically says "YAY ELEVATOR" in big letters and then "oh yeah it needs an access code please see staff" in tiiiny letters underneath. Which of course no one reads.
I'd just gotten finished helping an elderly couple in the elevator, and I came back to the Floor 3 Gallery to find another gentleman waiting in front of the elevator. He saw me and said "Pardon me, I'd like to take the elevator to 4, can you help me?" I thanked him for waiting for a staff member and he said the most shocking thing...
"Well, I read the sign."
I work THERE not HERE:
We got t-shirts that have the name of the museum and "I'm a Volunteer! Ask Me!" on them. I made the mistake of wearing this when I went to get lunch. Museum is located in a downtown tourist area with multiple attractions in a fairly small area. So naturally I didn't make it 5 feet before someone started asking me questions ... about a different attraction. Yes, I know I was standing by it, but that doesn't mean I work there, it means Attraction X was between me and lunch. Never making that mistake again.
Yes it's real:
It's a museum. It's a museum mostly founded and owned by an extremely wealthy person. Our artifacts are real, or if they're not, it's clearly labeled as "reproduction." I'm giving a talk one our of our artifacts, a Very Rare Paper.
Me: This is the only Very Rare Paper in existence. <Insert further speech about the lengths we go to to preserve Very Rare Paper>
Guest: So, it's a photocopy?
Something New Everyday:
One of our exhibits features a large movie monster prop. This thing is at least 7 feet tall, and it's in a case which brings the whole thing to over 8 feet high. And this lady's son managed to throw his hat on top of it. So Movie Monster is basically wearing some kid's baseball cap. After I've called someone to deal with the issue we have this conversation:
Lady: Well, can you just climb up there and get it?
Me: (wondering how I'm supposed to scale the side of a rectangular glass case) No ma'am, but Security is on the way and they should be able to help you. Our cases are alarmed and they're the ones who can deal with this.
Lady: Our kids are hungry! We want to go to lunch! I can't believe this has never happened to you before!
Me: (Cheerful smile) oh, you know, something new everyday here at Museum!
And then I nearly died of shock:
I think I've mentioned the elevator debacle we have going on in our museum. One of our elevators travels freely between floors 1 and 2, but floors 3 and 4 are restricted by access code because the exhibit there is a separate admission. Well, we had a lot of trouble with people getting in the elevator on 3 and then getting dumped out of the exhibit (or stuck in the elevator!). So they put a sign on the wall above the elevator buttons. A sign which basically says "YAY ELEVATOR" in big letters and then "oh yeah it needs an access code please see staff" in tiiiny letters underneath. Which of course no one reads.
I'd just gotten finished helping an elderly couple in the elevator, and I came back to the Floor 3 Gallery to find another gentleman waiting in front of the elevator. He saw me and said "Pardon me, I'd like to take the elevator to 4, can you help me?" I thanked him for waiting for a staff member and he said the most shocking thing...
"Well, I read the sign."
I work THERE not HERE:
We got t-shirts that have the name of the museum and "I'm a Volunteer! Ask Me!" on them. I made the mistake of wearing this when I went to get lunch. Museum is located in a downtown tourist area with multiple attractions in a fairly small area. So naturally I didn't make it 5 feet before someone started asking me questions ... about a different attraction. Yes, I know I was standing by it, but that doesn't mean I work there, it means Attraction X was between me and lunch. Never making that mistake again.
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