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  • #1

    All-American Breakfast

    At The Resort, breakfast is not included unless you book a package specifically including it. We have an on-site restaurant that serves breakfast, but it cost extra.

    SC: "I thought breakfast was included."
    CW: "No, you have [cheap promo rate] that does not include breakfast."
    SC: "You don't understand. I'm American."
    CW: "...okay?"
    SC: "Breakfast should always be included. I'm American!"
    CW: "Well, breakfast is extra. You can try talking to a manager in the morning."
    SC: "I will do that. This is terrible that I have to pay extra for breakfast!"

    I didn't know citizenship determined breakfast status. I wonder how many free breakfasts I've been missing out on...
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    Free breakfast if you barkfast?
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    • #3
      Gah I hate that kind of patriot. Being American means you can vote, not free food. Of course I'd run away to Canada if they would let us in.
      "I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex Trebek

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      • #4
        I'm sure this guy already knew this and wanted to pull a fast one.

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        • #5
          Now wait just a darn minute here, isn't there something in the Constitution that guarantees "Life, Liberty and a Free Breakfast?"

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          • #6
            It was the Continental Congress, not Continental Breakfast.
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            • #7
              Does the SC think these pancakes should be free too?
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              • #8
                Quoth Rosco the Iroc View Post
                It was the Continental Congress, not Continental Breakfast.
                I'll have to remember that one
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                • #9
                  I love America, and I love Breakfast, sadly, neither one allows me to get the other for free.

                  Hmmmm, unless we invade breakfast...

                  I'm thinking waffles, what's Belgium's government like these days? :P

                  (This post was a joke, obviously, not that I think anyone here wouldn't get that, but, well it's like the internet gets pissed about anything nowadays. Btw, Belgium's pretty awesome.)
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                  • #10
                    'Merica!! Ugh. Some people's children

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