The hotel version of "If it doesn't scan it must be free"

[Mr Hero]

Realized this tonight as I heard this unoriginal attempt at humor. Here's the hotel version.

Me: Sign here, here, and here indicating you understand our smoking policy and pet policy.
SC: (referring to person checking in with him) She's my pet.

or

SC: Does she count as a pet

or

SC: Guess she has to stay in the car then.

[XCashier]

"So, you treat your wife like a dog? Nice to know." :|

[Silent-Hunter]

I hate to say it, but I probably would have laughed.

[wolfie]

"So, you treat your wife like a dog? Nice to know." :|

I'd say he treats her more like a "cat".

[Aria]

I'd say he treats her more like a "cat".

You mean, worships her and brings her treats? That could work...

[Kit-Ginevra]

Puts her on his lap and strokes her?

[catcul]

She licks him to show she loves him?