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  • My dog, I swear!

    I go to feed my dog, and she doesn't come eat.
    She's just laying next to the door.
    I thought she was laying there because Titan left for work about 2 and she was protesting him leaving.
    So I get some peanut butter on a spoon and sit on the couch and try to coax her to me.
    NOPE! She's not budging. Then she starts whining...
    I call MIL in a panic. We take her to the animal hospital and the damn dog ate POO BAGS!!
    The vet did something rectally to remove some, but he said to expect more, and diarrhea.

    Now the dog is bouncing around the house all happy and shit.

    Damn dog.

    Love her stupid face.

  • #2
    Ugh. They do eat some stupid stuff don't they? Glad she's feeling better!

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    • #3
      I don't call my dog Rover-Hover/Carpet Shark for nothing.....
      I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
      -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


      "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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      • #4
        This would be a good time for cute doggie pics. I only have cats but I want a dog someday!

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        • #5
          My cat... this might be kind of gross, if you gross out easily don't read. Anyway, once I saw something sticking out of her bum, like a stick? So I decided to pull it out.

          It was a dowel, a long thin one. o_O Like, half the length of her body! I was like, OMG, how are you even alive?!? Yet, she was just fine. Looked at me all 'what is your problem human?'

          And of course, there's always the post Christmas tinsel-poop...

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          • #6
            My sister's dog loves socks. He's been cut open a couple of times because of that.
            "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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            • #7
              Ask and you shall receive

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