So THAT'S where his tongue went..

[flyonthewall]

A series of unfortunate events:
1. Guy attacks woman in her home early in the morning. Shoves his tongue in her mouth.
2. Woman bites off his tongue
3. Guy runs away screaming to his mommy
4. Mommy calls 911 to report her pwecious lost his tongue
5. Police arrest tongueless dude

http://www.live5news.com/story/30308...report-assault

I'd like to say thanks to pwecious's mommy for call the authorities. Even if things didn't turn out how she expected.

P.S. I wonder if he ever got his tongue back.

[catcul]

I would say something, but the cat got my tongue.

That serves him right.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I love the taste of justice being served to the criminally stupid.