Suck in Racket Man's city

[Food Lady]

So one of our MODs transferred to a store in that territory and told us a story today:

So he's MOD at the time when some guy complains that he and wife are allergic to the air in the store. Yes, the air. So MOD probes for information. Maybe it's mold or dust or a chemical or something? The man does not actually know what's causing the problem. He can't give a clue as to anything his doctor said he might be allergic to, which would help the company figure out if there were something it could do, like have the ducts cleaned or something. MOD says, "I can put in a request to investigate, but if we don't know what we're looking for we can't help you." The man threatens to call the health dept. and at this point is angry, so MOD says something about calling FEMA. I don't know why he said that but the man called him a name I'm not allowed to say and said he was definitely calling the health dept. Good luck with that, as they are going to want some kind of documentation of your physical distress, dude. You have nothing.

[Racket_Man]

When I lived in the Chicago area (15 years ago) there was a Mart of Wall that we used to frequent. Sometimes after visiting said Voldy-Mart my Ex used to have to take a good dose of allergy meds because the store was sooooo dusty and dirty.

So yes is might be possible BUT I doubt that your stores are in that dirty condition (as I am trying to remember what chain you work for).

[AccountingDrone]

There was a book store in the plaza at the corner of Witchduck Rd and um .... Lynnhaven? Guarantee a serious bathroom run within 5 minutes of walking in and browsing [hey they had a killer selection of used SF/Fantasy books]

Turns out the low frequency vibrations of the machines in the dry cleaning establishment next to it were the culprit. We figured it out when we went in while the cleaners were closed and no gut troubles ... Who knew!

I would consider it a problem, but since books aren't required for living, I an deal with not being able to go in and shop - Rob and I have the same taste in books for the most part =)

[I consider books a requirement right after air, food and shelter. I am one of those people that have to read or I go nuts.]

[Rosco the Iroc]

^ Used to live in VA Beach?

[Food Lady]

So yes is might be possible BUT I doubt that your stores are in that dirty condition (as I am trying to remember what chain you work for).

It's not Mart of Walls and it's not Irv's company, if that clues you in. We do have dust in the ducts, probably.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

There was a book store in the plaza at the corner of Witchduck Rd and um .... Lynnhaven? Guarantee a serious bathroom run within 5 minutes of walking in and browsing [hey they had a killer selection of used SF/Fantasy books]

Turns out the low frequency vibrations of the machines in the dry cleaning establishment next to it were the culprit. We figured it out when we went in while the cleaners were closed and no gut troubles ... Who knew!

So the brown noise is a thing?

[Racket_Man]

It's not Mart of Walls and it's not Irv's company, if that clues you in. We do have dust in the ducts, probably.

I knew it was neither of those. The Boomerang store???

[MoonCat]

Soooo....how about he just doesn't shop there? I mean, really, what did he expect you to do then and there?