Lewis Black said it best:
Michael Jackson...that's all you've gotta say. It is--he's become a punchline. If you forget the punchline to a joke, all you gotta say is "Michael Jackson."
Two Jews walk into a bar...Michael Jackson.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Michael Jackson.
And so the farmer brought his daughter to the dinner table--Michael Jackson. It works for ANYTHING!
The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.