Michael Jackson

[thegiraffe]

This may belong in groaners:

How are Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart similar? (no offense to any Wally-Worldians here)

They both have boys pants half-off.

[derangedperson]

Lewis Black said it best:

Michael Jackson...that's all you've gotta say. It is--he's become a punchline. If you forget the punchline to a joke, all you gotta say is "Michael Jackson."

Two Jews walk into a bar...Michael Jackson.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Michael Jackson.
And so the farmer brought his daughter to the dinner table--Michael Jackson. It works for ANYTHING!

[DarthRetard]

How do you know it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand is touches the little hand.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

And what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's white, plastic and hazardous to small children. The other is used to carry groceries.

[Lace Neil Singer]

What do Michael Jackson and Frankie Dettori have in common?

They both ride three year olds


OK, I'll stop.

[Rapscallion]

Okay, folks, I was dubious about approving the first one in this thread. I know we're a touch more lenient in this section, but it's going a touch too far for comfort.

Rapscallion