Chuck Norris fought in World War 2 by pointing his finger at German bombers and saying "boom!".
ONe thanksgiving, chuck norris' wife burned the turkey. She was too scared to tell her husband, for fear of a brutal roundhouse kick to the colon. She decided to tell him anyways, because Chuck Norris doesn't like lies. He said, "No problem honey, I'll be right back." He wandered off into the woods, and ten minutes later came into the kitchen, separated his jaws and coughed up a whole turkey dinner, cooked, stuffed, even with cranberries and potato salad. When his wife asked how he did such a thing, he roundhouse kicked her in the face. Nobody questions Chuck Norris.