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CS: ... I know what corrosion is. Water cannot damage electronics.
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Why, you're absolutely right! In fact, since you're so certain, how about you go home, sit in a tub full of water, COMPLETELY take it apart, go underwater in the bathtub...oh don't worry, wear a snorkel! Anyway, do all that, then try to use it. Have fun!
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CS: You don't need to be a smart-ass, I'm telling you that liquid cannot damage phones, and this phone has never been wet.
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It's funny how he doesn't address the tech directly, but rather states that YOU'RE a smart-ass. Sure, you proving you're not a complete ****ing idiot makes you a smart-ass. Damned if you do...
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CS: FINE! Oh, and for your information water isn't a liquid.
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?!?!? Okay then, go breathe some and leave me alone!  Al Gore feels your pain. So does Man-Bear-Pig.  Perhaps it was one of those "If it wasn't for my horse" moments where he was trying to damage your mind. 
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11-13-2007, 12:17 AM
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Ahem. Most liquids have a liquid state under certain conditions - and a non-liquid state under certain other conditions.
Water is a liquid. When it is not in the condition of being a liquid, we call it something else.
And I think a really cool way to totally confuse the original SC would be to say "Of course water is a liquid. Same as glass is," And see his mind go into complete stasis.
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11-13-2007, 12:54 AM
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Maybe he thought claiming he was a Rocket Scientist was too over the top?
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11-13-2007, 04:16 AM
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I cannot tell you how much of an honor it is to be immortalized in a CustomersSuck comic! Thank you to you all and to the artist! Only one problem, I'm not a girl and I'm not black... as it appears in the comic. |
Jennie, though awesome, isn't a mind reader/psychic/whatever, so, unless you've actually spelled it out for us somewhere on the board, she doesn't know. Plus, she generally uses generic people (I'd assume for the practice, as I've seen her web comics, and she likes to do experimental stuff).
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11-13-2007, 04:33 AM
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This man didn't drop his phone into ice. Or steam.
Salt Water. It's a liquid. End of discussion.
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11-13-2007, 01:24 PM
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Jennie, though awesome, isn't a mind reader/psychic/whatever, so, unless you've actually spelled it out for us somewhere on the board, she doesn't know.
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And that is why I was so amazed when she did the comic involving my gin and tonic idiot, and without ever seeing me, basically produced a cartoon bartender that looked rather close to me (minus the goatee). Hell, I thought she WAS a mindreader! I was very, VERY impressed.
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11-13-2007, 08:31 PM
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It's funny how he doesn't address the tech directly, but rather states that YOU'RE a smart-ass. Sure, you proving you're not a complete ****ing idiot makes you a smart-ass. Damned if you do...
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Look at it this way: Would you rather be a smart-ass, or a dumb-ass?
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11-13-2007, 08:32 PM
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Actually, in my time, I've been called a smartass, a dumbass, AND a wiseass.
Hmmm..... 
There seems to be a common denominator in there..........
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11-14-2007, 01:08 AM
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Actually, in my time, I've been called a smartass, a dumbass, AND a wiseass.
Hmmm.....
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they keep staring at your ass. Must be a cute one. 
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11-14-2007, 01:28 AM
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That hurt. In all the chemical equations I have ever done, water is always either a liquid, a gas, or a solid. Water is one of the few chemicals that will always be a liquid in the middle phase. If it isn't plasma, gas, or a solid, a substance is a liquid.
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