...and the magazine rack won!
Yes, tonight the back door alarm went off and, as I am supposed to do, I RAN to the back door to find out why it was going off. (In case a shoplifter was attempting to get out.)
On the way I had to make a quick swerve to avoid an unattended toddler, whom I couldn't see over the candy rack-obviously, and that's when my ribcage took on the metal magazine rack.
I have a bruise and a swollen spot. My left side hurts.
I am happy to announce that the magazine rack is fine.
Disclaimer: No issues of Rolling Stone were harmed in the making of this story.
Yes, tonight the back door alarm went off and, as I am supposed to do, I RAN to the back door to find out why it was going off. (In case a shoplifter was attempting to get out.)
On the way I had to make a quick swerve to avoid an unattended toddler, whom I couldn't see over the candy rack-obviously, and that's when my ribcage took on the metal magazine rack.
I have a bruise and a swollen spot. My left side hurts.
I am happy to announce that the magazine rack is fine.
Disclaimer: No issues of Rolling Stone were harmed in the making of this story.
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