There's a what in the where?

[solidmetalgear19]

I kid you not, we actually had someone put a live lobster into one of the men's restroom stalls at work.

I can still recall that night as being pretty funny. While I never got to see it as I was tearing tickets, one of our managers had to go in, get it, and garbage bag it.

Who put a lobster in the toliet and why I will never figure out, but that person wasted a good 10-12 bucks or however much a lobster costs.

[Ill_Used_Heroine]

I wouldn't be surprised if some idiot went food shopping and then just decided, on one of those whims, to go see a movie. Oh no ... I just bought a live lobster. Huh. I know! I'll put it in one of the toilets in the restroom! That'll keep it alive until the movie's over! Yeah! I'm so f'ing smart!

Mmm ... toilet water ... for that certain something that's missing.

[DarthRetard]

I wonder if some old guy would have seen it and had an alzheimer's moment....

[InverseHellion]

It could just be someone's idea of a prank. I personally immediatly envisioned someone getting pinched in a VERY bad place (then there was this giggling thing, very undignified)

[UncleImpy]

Excuse me while I and probably every other male performs the obligatory wince.

....OW.

Of course, then followed by a snort as you get the mental image of some guy running out into the lobby in terror with...well, you know...still pinching and dangling.

Wow, I need to go home

[bendertiger]

No someone just had a bad case of the crabs

[NotSoInnocent]

Quoth bendertiger

No someone just had a bad case of the crabs

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TruthHurts]

Quoth bendertiger

No someone just had a bad case of the crabs

Good one. I have heard some doozies in my life but a lobster in a toilet that's a new one. How do you know the lobster didn't come out of the toilet. Might wanna check your pipes.

[lordlundar]

Quoth TruthHurts

How do you know the lobster didn't come out of the toilet. Might wanna check your pipes.

Fresh water is lethal to lobsters, and I guess sewage counts, sorta.

[Aldous]

I've always wanted a pet lobster, and now I know where to keep him, Thanks! No really, I do want a pet lobster that I can name Pinchy, and make a special sea-water suit for him, so we can go for walks. I wonder how long lobsters live?