I kid you not, we actually had someone put a live lobster
into one of the men's restroom stalls at work.
I can still recall that night as being pretty funny. While I never got to see it as I was tearing tickets, one of our managers had to go in, get it, and garbage bag it.
Who put a lobster in the toliet and why I will never figure out, but that person wasted a good 10-12 bucks or however much a lobster costs.