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Old 08-16-2007, 03:37 PM
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666 = number of the Beast
665 = older brother of the Beast
660 = approximate number of the Beast
66600 = zip code of the Beast
$665.95 = retail price of the Beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High-Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
/666 = Beast Common Denominator
-666½ = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary number of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
666 mph = Speed limit of the Beast
$699.30 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
352 – Oven temperature for roast Beast in Europe
666(k) = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66% = 5-yr CD interest rate at 1st Beast of Hell Nat. Bank, $666 min.
deposit
$666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast
333 = The semi-Christ

Shamelessly stolen from Puckishone's email to me.

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Old 08-16-2007, 07:44 PM
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666i = BMW of the Beast
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What...he couldn't afford an iL model?
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Old 08-21-2007, 07:41 PM
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What...he couldn't afford an iL model?
He couldn't get the loan from 1st Beast of Hell National Bank.
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Old 08-21-2007, 11:00 PM
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666 = number of the Beast
665 = older brother of the Beast
660 = approximate number of the Beast
And of course, 664. Neighbor of the Beast.

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Old 08-23-2007, 08:10 PM
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Wouldn't 669 be the favorite position of The Beast?
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Old 08-23-2007, 09:03 PM
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667- The guy who lives over the road from the beast.
5017174666879- Barcode of the beast.
(at work we do have some barcodes that have 666 in the middle. When they scan the screen flickers eerily. I think it's proof of the companies commitment to evil)
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