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No. We don't have that condom.
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:40 PM
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Default No. We don't have that condom.

Man comes in with his friend, gushing about how great his friend is, that his friend is his best friend ever, the coolest man ever etc etc etc blah blah.

He asks where the condoms are since he has a really hot girlfriend he wants to <censer>. I point to where they are. Plaid only sells one kind of condoms. Durex condoms. He wants to know where the Trojans are. I repeat, we ONLY HAVE DUREX. He asks if I have any trojans in the back. I repeat, only durex. Do we keep any other condoms with the dirty magazines.

NO WE ONLY HAVE DUREX!!!

He then says that she is allergic to durex.

... and that if I have any other condoms.
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:57 PM
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All I can say is hope Durex condoms don't break.

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Old 08-23-2007, 03:58 PM
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Too bad you couldn't have sent him to me.

I have a few mint Trojans and a few Lifestyles.



Uh...yeah.

Don't ask.
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:07 PM
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Too bad you couldn't have sent him to me.

I have a few mint Trojans and a few Lifestyles.



Uh...yeah.

Don't ask.
You have mint???? I have banana and chocolate... hmmmm... Mint Chocolate Banana Split flavored condoms.

Oh dear Gods.

I'll leave it at that...

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Old 08-23-2007, 04:09 PM
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He then says that she is allergic to durex.
I think he meant "he" is allergic. Pretty sure his friend is a little more than that. To each their own I guess.
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:09 PM
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Too bad you couldn't have sent him to me.

I have a few mint Trojans and a few Lifestyles.



Uh...yeah.

Don't ask.
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You have mint???? I have banana and chocolate... hmmmm... Mint Chocolate Banana Split flavored condoms.

Oh dear Gods.

I'll leave it at that...
Alright, you two, I'm getting the creepy vibe.
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:11 PM
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Man comes in with his friend, gushing about how great his friend is, that his friend is his best friend ever, the coolest man ever etc etc etc blah blah.
Was he referring to what I think he was referring to? If so, no one who is good or great brags.

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Old 08-23-2007, 04:12 PM
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Alright, you two, I'm getting the creepy vibe.
Blame it on my sleep deprivation... The result of a broken condom is currently suffering from colic. And I'm suffering along with him. (*breaks down in tears* Oh WHY won't you stop crying!!! ) I'm ok... really.

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Old 08-23-2007, 04:53 PM
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He then says that she is allergic to durex.
'Durex'? You can be allergic to a brand of condoms? I wonder if he meant to say 'allergic to latex'?
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Old 08-23-2007, 04:59 PM
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It might not be the latex, but the lubricant. Trojans are latex too, but I am betting different brands use different lubes.
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