Why do I get all the weirdos?!

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: My box don’t work.
Me: OK, let me have you reboot your box.
Customer: Will you be listening in?
Me: I can, if you like.
Customer: No no, I need my privacy.



Nope, I didn't ask...I just let him hang up. Sometimes the less we know, the better.

[TNT]

Quoth Phone Jockey

Customer: My box don’t work.

Customer: No no, I need my privacy.

I once had a customer call because his pay per view wasn't coming in. I had him reboot the box and then turn to the channel in question. I knew rebooting worked because he had the TV turned up to full volume:

Customer: We all know what that sound is!

I was new at the time, and didn't say what I'd say now that I really don't care anymore: "A sound you'll never hear in real life?"

[Tito]

Quoth TNT

I was new at the time, and didn't say what I'd say now that I really don't care anymore: "A sound you'll never hear in real life?"

*PPPFFFFFTTTTTT* Damn it! There goes forum rule #1!

[lordlundar]

thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything or I would have broken it as well!

[Phone Jockey]

I swear, I'm cursed. LOL

[Becks]

Get thee behind me, Soda.

Next needed smiley: laughing out soda from various facial orifices.

[morgana]

Soda, hell. I just blew Wheat Chex all over the laptop . . .