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Old 02-29-2012, 03:25 AM
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:56 AM
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Tell a customer contact that I'd "love them forever" if they get something urgent sorted for me.

Blame everything on the February curse.
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Old 03-02-2012, 10:01 PM
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Yes, our truck docks are steep.

Yes, our truck docks are on a weird angle.

But stop referring to the truck drivers trying to maneuver the trailers perfectly against the dock bumpers as "pull and pray."
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Old 03-05-2012, 12:48 AM
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If students ask me where the cafeteria is located, do not point them in the opposite direction.

I am not allowed to comment "First" to unlock the forums so I can read people's responses (short version: one of the forums is a Q&A forum, I cannot view anyone else's responses until I have posted my own)

When you're doing your drawing practical, don't start drawing the art tutor to resemble Hiwatari from D.N. Angel. (one of my classmates did that.... He's pretty good in that aspect which made me jealous )

No juggling the egg shakers.

Do not grab a pencil and start tapping on a tambor like it's a bodhran.

When the Liberty Bell March comes on, do not recreate the Silly Walk Sketch.

When you attend PE, actually remember to put bike shorts on under your skirt....(No I didn't flash anyone)

My thematic study cannot incorporate anything from Avenue Q.
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:26 AM
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Quit trying to pageant walk. You suck at it.

After pageant-walking for everybody at the service desk before a team huddle, upon being informed you are on camera, do not look up into the camera dome and blow a kiss.
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:45 AM
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Aother one from today.

I am not allowed to retell "Charlie The Unicorn" for my storytelling segments.
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:10 PM
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Some places won't allow you to put "Touch it and DIE!!!" on your food and drinks in the company fridge.
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Old 03-06-2012, 08:03 PM
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We were not allowed to:

1. Show boredom or irritation when dealing with customers

2. Have frizzy hair.

3. Wear nail polish any other colour than pink, beige/tan or clear.
Dude, fuck that noise. I'm gonna be irritated if some jackass is gettin sweary at me, I've tried everything but my hair is still frizzy as hell, and if I wanna wear black and lime green zebra stripe nail polish I'm damn well gonna do it.
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Old 03-12-2012, 05:46 PM
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I am not allowed to "drink that much coffee, it makes (me) weird."
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Old 03-12-2012, 07:42 PM
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I am not allowed to "drink that much coffee, it makes (me) weird."
You too? Lol. I've had managers and coworkers tell me I've had enough caffeine for the day... Many times.
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