Things I am not allowed to do at work.

[pzychobitch]

Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh

Thank you for noticing.

You got it!

[Gizmo]

Tell a customer contact that I'd "love them forever" if they get something urgent sorted for me.

Blame everything on the February curse.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Yes, our truck docks are steep.

Yes, our truck docks are on a weird angle.

But stop referring to the truck drivers trying to maneuver the trailers perfectly against the dock bumpers as "pull and pray."

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If students ask me where the cafeteria is located, do not point them in the opposite direction.

I am not allowed to comment "First" to unlock the forums so I can read people's responses (short version: one of the forums is a Q&A forum, I cannot view anyone else's responses until I have posted my own)

When you're doing your drawing practical, don't start drawing the art tutor to resemble Hiwatari from D.N. Angel. (one of my classmates did that.... He's pretty good in that aspect which made me jealous )

No juggling the egg shakers.

Do not grab a pencil and start tapping on a tambor like it's a bodhran.

When the Liberty Bell March comes on, do not recreate the Silly Walk Sketch.

When you attend PE, actually remember to put bike shorts on under your skirt....(No I didn't flash anyone)

My thematic study cannot incorporate anything from Avenue Q.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Quit trying to pageant walk. You suck at it.

After pageant-walking for everybody at the service desk before a team huddle, upon being informed you are on camera, do not look up into the camera dome and blow a kiss.

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Aother one from today.

I am not allowed to retell "Charlie The Unicorn" for my storytelling segments.

[cindybubbles]

Some places won't allow you to put "Touch it and DIE!!!" on your food and drinks in the company fridge.

[Sarah Valentine]

Quoth Oniontears

We were not allowed to:

1. Show boredom or irritation when dealing with customers

2. Have frizzy hair.

3. Wear nail polish any other colour than pink, beige/tan or clear.

Dude, fuck that noise. I'm gonna be irritated if some jackass is gettin sweary at me, I've tried everything but my hair is still frizzy as hell, and if I wanna wear black and lime green zebra stripe nail polish I'm damn well gonna do it.

[Skeen]

I am not allowed to "drink that much coffee, it makes (me) weird."

[dragon_wings]

Quoth Skeen

I am not allowed to "drink that much coffee, it makes (me) weird."

You too? Lol. I've had managers and coworkers tell me I've had enough caffeine for the day... Many times.