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10-12-2007, 07:45 PM
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glob of icyhot numbness
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Location: TN
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Maybe when I'm the Dread Lady of Aze... of Earth, I'll weed out the stupid from your 867 area with a swift Garrote. To watch the wiggling, of course.
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10-12-2007, 09:01 PM
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Pinball Wizard
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Quoth Gravekeeper
On a side note some time ago they installed new motion sensor faucets in our bathrooms that give you 5 seconds of water after you wave your hand under them. It takes about 30 seconds of this to get warm water. Which means we basically stand in the bathroom for a full minute waving our hands around like some sort of bathroom wizard casting an elaborate cantrip for good luck after we pee.
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I assume that these came with the "We're going to dole out paper towels in the smallest increments possible" towel dispensers, as well.
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That was plan 9. We don't like to talk about it.
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10-12-2007, 09:34 PM
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Golden Queen of Darkness
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 876
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Quoth digilight
Wow, you have been bukkaked by stupid.
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Okay, I've just discovered a slight problem with having internet access at my desk at work. I nearly laughed after I read that, with a very irate customer on the line 
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10-12-2007, 10:28 PM
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Girl Thursday
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Location: Sunny Southern California
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Okay, I've just discovered a slight problem with having internet access at my desk at work. I nearly laughed after I read that, with a very irate customer on the line |
Heh. I laughed outright. Nobody around me cares if I laugh at something they can't see.
But that whole call of epic failure I actually had to share, because it was just that mindnumbingly painful.
Gravekeeper, I am so sorry you had to experience that firsthand.
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Destiny dressed you this morning my friend, and now Fear is trying to pull off your pants.
Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. - Dresden
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10-12-2007, 10:36 PM
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Chairman of the Board
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Mesa, Arizona
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sigh i have to go back to that in the morn' and all this with a nice medical scare looming over my head (to put it short and sweet i found a lump and i have a docotrs appointment on monday)
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Winnie the Pooh told me to get drunk... Awesome. Also apparently there is no doctor pepper in california
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10-12-2007, 10:54 PM
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Golden Queen of Darkness
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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pardon the brief thread derailment here, but...
Slicie, you'll be in my thoughts. Keep us posted and we'll hope all goes well.
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10-12-2007, 11:22 PM
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Mistress of the House of Books
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: The Wonderful Land of Aus
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Quoth Sliceanddice
sigh i have to go back to that in the morn' and all this with a nice medical scare looming over my head (to put it short and sweet i found a lump and i have a docotrs appointment on monday)
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I found a lump on Christmas Eve one year. The next possible appointment was late January. 
Don't fret too much over it, Slicey. Mine was nothing, and I'm told that's the usual situation. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you, though.
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Quoth Gravekeeper
That is not the acceptable format of credit card rhythm. The correct format is xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx. Please hang up, attempt to locate and obtain a rhythm, beat or groove then call back and try again. Thank you.
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Gravekeeper, mock not those poor, disabled, hopeless people who are born without soul. B.B. King has a charity called Blacks Without Soul to help them.
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10-13-2007, 12:25 AM
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Goa'uld Moderator
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,804
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Quoth Gravekeeper
Rhythm
Me: "and the card number?"
SC: "It's xxx-x-xxxx-xx-xx-xxxx"
That is not the acceptable format of credit card rhythm. The correct format is xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx. Please hang up, attempt to locate and obtain a rhythm, beat or groove then call back and try again. Thank you.
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"I'm sorry but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."
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10-13-2007, 03:20 AM
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I Manage... to not go crazy.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Odessa, TX
Posts: 309
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Quoth digilight
Wow, you have been bukkaked by stupid. You must now run home and watch the science channel and eat cool ranch dorito's to combat the stupid.
Damn, even I feel dirty now....
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 My brain's stuck between hilarious laughter and trying to figure out what stupid would look like on one's face... would it be mud-like substance, or remnants of slain brain cells? Too many options...!
and "I'm sorry but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."...
That is the best line in the movie, and goes perfectly with that. Bravo! 
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10-13-2007, 05:20 AM
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WFM Analyst
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 110
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Quoth Gravekeeper
Me: "and the card number?"
SC: "It's xxx-x-xxxx-xx-xx-xxxx"
That is not the acceptable format of credit card rhythm. The correct format is xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx. Please hang up, attempt to locate and obtain a rhythm, beat or groove then call back and try again. Thank you.
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I've used an unusual rhythm to make a business number memorable (while the number i'm giving is correct, I'm not giving you area code or even country...
Boring, regular format - 520 0300
Memorable, Business getting format 5-200-300
Complains about that wasn't a real number - Numerous :-D
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