So, you may have seen me on some occasions posting, now it is time for the real deal. Problem is, my working language is German, so don't expect 100% accuracy.
This is a ticket I received today. I work for [insert obvious big MMO here] and will pst it in German and will TRY to translate it into English. I'm not sure if this is possible, because my brain freezes everytime I read this thing.
"wegen schnuff hab ich kb mer auf wow esseiden du redest mit schnuff schreib den brif an palano schnuff sagt ok muss nur umskilen für 5gold und das hab ich auch gemacht und er zieht mich nicht rede mit schnuff und wen nicht dan kein bock mer auf wow
(SCHREIB DEN BRIF AN PALANP)"
"cause of schnuff I nowanna mor wow only you talk with scnuff writ the leter to palano schnuff says ok have to respec for 5gold and that have I done and he dont run me talk with schnuff if not I not want to wow
(WRITE THE LETR TO PALAMP)"
My active braincells end here.
I'm not sure if this is as strange in English as it is in German, but I hope I could translate it well enough
I posted this to my SUP and he responded with a "WTF?" and a "Give him a German Support only."