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[fireheart]

Quoth taurinejunkie

fireheart: I've never had (or seen) V energy drink so maybe I'm missing out, but Monster is very much worth drinking.

V doesn't taste too bad, there are berry and sugar free varieties. Either way, it doesn't taste like piss compared to Red Bull.

Mother and Red Bull on the other hand...horrible.

My boyfriend downs Red Eye.

[Pedersen]

Quoth CS Chat

[13:51:04] <lupo_pazzesco> aahhh, there it is
[13:51:07] <lupo_pazzesco> your request is SLOW
[13:51:26] <RayvenQ> It's just so fast it has time dilation effects
[13:52:20] <lupo_pazzesco> uh huh
[13:52:21] <lupo_pazzesco> so...
[13:52:30] <lupo_pazzesco> you're saying friendship with you is a black hole...?

Ouchie. That burned enough that I need some aloe for having copy/pasted it

[Pedersen]

Quoth CS Chat

[15:32:26] <Seraph> ogod, peds has corrupted me
[15:32:35] <kanalah> >.>
[15:32:45] <pedersen> w00t!
[15:32:48] <Seraph> seraph's hubby: why do you want a horse
Seraph: No reason at all.
[15:33:02] <Seraph> seraph's hubby: there is a reason for this sudden desire to have a mount
Seraph: maybe I just miss you really bad, dear.
[15:33:07] <kanalah> Seraph: you shoulda said because you want to go to college
[15:33:14] <Seraph> THIS IS YOUR FAULT PEDS.
[15:33:24] <Seraph> lol kana

And now my work is complete. Who shall be my next victim?

[Victory Sabre]

Long, but absolute gold here.

[16:54:23] <RayvenQ> *hands Dasota a Flimsy Certificate(TM) and a rubber duckie*
[16:54:58] <Dasota> one of the porn stores we went to was right on the PA border
[16:55:06] <Dasota> then we went to a McD's in Pa
[16:55:48] <RayvenQ> *waits for das to take said certificate*
[16:55:57] <Dasota> yay duckie!
[16:55:59] <RayvenQ> Oh I know *covers duckie in glitter, throws across the room*
[16:56:08] *Dasota squeaks the duckie
[16:56:32] <RayvenQ> Congratulations, upon accepting the duckie by fondling it, you became my adoptive sister! :P
[16:56:44] <Dasota> yay!
[16:56:55] <Lupo> wait....does taht mean Das and I are sisters now, too???
[16:57:00] <RayvenQ> Yes
[16:57:02] <Dasota> <_<
[16:57:04] <Dasota> dammit
[16:57:19] <RayvenQ> You, Seraph, DW and Das are loosely affiliated sisters-in-duckie's
[16:57:22] <Dasota> can I renounce my sibling status with Lupo?
[16:57:33] <Kazim> argh, keep that infernal glitter away from me, i'm not a vampire that's suppose to sparkle. :P
[16:57:36] <Dasota> otherwise it'll be dirty if I molest her
[16:57:40] <Lupo> ...
[16:58:00] <Dasota> <_<
[16:58:01] <Dasota> What?
[16:58:06] <wolfie> i'm in favor or no adoptive sisterhood
[16:58:11] <Dasota> that's a legit reason, right?
[16:58:15] <wolfie> as long as i get video
[16:58:16] *Lupo hugs Dasota - you're so funny...
[16:58:18] <Lupo> ...
[16:58:22] *Lupo whaps wolfie
[16:58:24] <Lupo> you're so not....
[16:58:33] <Dasota> Wolife, I'm totally ok with that
[16:58:34] *northernzel slaps fingers to prevent copy/pasting to CS thread
[16:58:43] <RayvenQ> Dasota, it's only e-adopted, so it's alright
[16:58:51] <RayvenQ> or Lupo rather
[16:58:51] <Dasota> haha, okay
[16:59:45] <Kazim> *mind goes "oh hello there gutter, fancy meeting you here"*
[17:00:00] <Dasota> I live in the sewer
[17:00:48] <Lupo> she does
[17:00:54] <Lupo> she's done marvelous things with the place.
[17:01:00] <Lupo> I particularly love the couch

[dragon_wings]

Sisters forever!

[RayvenQ]

I don't know what kind of movies Seraph has been watching.

[quote]<Seraph> climax of the movie is the main character being sucked out of a car window[quote]

[Pedersen]

Well, at least is having fun, though I'm not sure I know which balls she's talking about.

Quoth CS Chat

[16:12:56] <Seraph> i cant read the article
[16:13:03] <Seraph> too busy playing with the balls in the header

[Pedersen]

Quoth CS Chat

[13:30:53] <Seraph> I LOVE FIVE GUYS

I wonder if SeraphHubs is aware of this?

[Pedersen]

Quoth CS Chat

[14:01:32] <Seraph> also, seraph is tired of searching through boobs
[14:01:39] <kanalah> >.>
[14:01:49] <kanalah> sorry, I'll put my shirt back on then

And I missed it. How did I miss that this was going on?

[Seraph]

Why are like the LAST FOUR POSTS me? D: