The following appeared in my inbox this afternoon:
subject: Dildo-feel the pleasure
Dildo the sex toy can the change the way you feel about adult toystores. We offer it in a clean and professional environment.
- It is a good thing I was not drinking or eating anything when I ran across this: otherwise it would have been a rule #1 violation for sure.
- "Dildo the sex toy" sounds like the name of a cartoon character
- I don't tend to think of places that sell Dildo the Sex Toy as being "clean" and "professional"