More amusing spam.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

The following appeared in my inbox this afternoon:

subject: Dildo-feel the pleasure

Message:
Dildo the sex toy can the change the way you feel about adult toystores. We offer it in a clean and professional environment.

Thoughts:

• It is a good thing I was not drinking or eating anything when I ran across this: otherwise it would have been a rule #1 violation for sure.
• "Dildo the sex toy" sounds like the name of a cartoon character
• I don't tend to think of places that sell Dildo the Sex Toy as being "clean" and "professional"

[Rapscallion]

Best one I had today was from a spoofed name that happens to be the name of a colleague of mine, but it was to an email address she doesn't know about. Pure random chance.

Rapscallion

[BookstoreEscapee]

Don't think I wanna see that cartoon...

[Greenday]

Woohoo! Dildos for everyone! From a clean and professional environment!