Super Market Sc's

[Think Blue]

I went shopping on saturday for the essentials (pizza,corn dogs,soda ) and I encountered many many stupid sc's. I knew it would be bad the moment I set foot inside as my foot was ran over by some out of control kids using a shopping cart as a vehicle. The mother was totally ignoring them and didn't even say a thing when they knocked over a vase display, I just wanted to ring her neck.

Next I witnessed a mother and daughter combo take apart the drink isle looking for the right flavor of capri sun, you'd think when they had finally found it they would put back all the boxes of juice they had on the floor, but her majesty cannot be bothered to pick up the mess she made. The whole isle was in shambles.

Last, but certainly not least was the I can't be bothered to read signs man. The guy behind me saw the 10 items or less sign and had two carts full of stuff, I was so tired of the sc's I finally spoke up.

Me:Sir this a ten items or less line you may not have noticed the sign.
Ass:Yeah I saw it, but this line is faster
Me:yes, but it is for people who don't have many items so they can avoid long wait times
Ass:Yeah, but I'm the customer I don't have to follow the rules I make them
Me:Ok

So after a few people had lined up behind him giving him their best glares of death, I decided to make my own rules and let all of them cut in line.

Ass:Hey you can't do that
Me:What are you talking about I'm the customer I make the rules

He pretty much ignored me after that, but when I got to the register the cashier couldn't hold back her grin and almost busted out in laughter.

[jayel]

So after a few people had lined up behind him giving him their best glares of death, I decided to make my own rules and let all of them cut in line.

Ass:Hey you can't do that
Me:What are you talking about I'm the customer I make the rules

That's hilarious, and what could he say about it? I'm so proud of you for being that clever and brave. What an inspiration.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Well, you were a customer, too. So I guess you have almighty rule-making power as well.

[ditchdj]

I went shopping on saturday for the essentials (pizza,corn dogs,soda ) and I encountered many many stupid sc's. I knew it would be bad the moment I set foot inside as my foot was ran over by some out of control kids using a shopping cart as a vehicle. The mother was totally ignoring them and didn't even say a thing when they knocked over a vase display, I just wanted to ring her neck.

Next I witnessed a mother and daughter combo take apart the drink isle looking for the right flavor of capri sun, you'd think when they had finally found it they would put back all the boxes of juice they had on the floor, but her majesty cannot be bothered to pick up the mess she made. The whole isle was in shambles.

Yep and I'm more than sure that those same "parents" are busy ranting and raving to their schools' principals about how the kids at their school are so out of control and how come the teachers can't keep them under control. Well considering the parents can't and/or won't and them behaving in school is no different than how they normally behave in pubilc.......Gee I dont know. Go figure Does 2 plus 2 still equal 4???

[Mr. Rude]

I HAVE to remember to do the "line cutting thing" next time I come across that situation.

[ditchdj]

I'm with you on that one.

[XCashier]

Ass:Hey you can't do that
Me:What are you talking about I'm the customer I make the rules

He pretty much ignored me after that, but when I got to the register the cashier couldn't hold back her grin and almost busted out in laughter

You probably did what she'd been dying to do for a long time! Right on!

Some people are just so self-centered, they just don't understand that rules and regulations are the reasons that things flow smoothly, and if everyone did what they darn well felt like, it'd be total chaos.

[wagegoth]

Awesome on the line cutting. Thanks for the post!