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Old 04-20-2008, 04:11 PM
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Cancer

You may be a little bit surprised to find out that the people you think so highly of are in fact mere reflections of your own personality. The planetary alignment is trying to teach you to believe in yourself. You just lack confidence, dear Cancer. After all, if they are admirable people, it is probably because they have great qualities. And you have them too! Surprises are just around the corner!


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Old 04-20-2008, 06:59 PM
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Where do you get your horoscopes from?
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Old 04-20-2008, 10:11 PM
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MSN, mostly.

Occasionally from one of the local newspapers.
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Oh funny. Here's mine.

Scorpio

April 20, 2008

Enthusiasm and energy will be your allies today, dear Scorpio! Something different is floating in the air and inciting you to move forward. You will take decisions and new directions for your own good, and for the good of the people around you. Your dynamism will have a beneficial impact on your family. This newfound strength will give you a great boost!

If this is true, why do I feel lazy and want the day to go ahead and END already?! These things are never right for me.
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:50 PM
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E Q, were you born near the cusp, by chance?

Anyhoo, it's weird. I was born a Cancer, was due to be born as a Libra, and I have a lot of Scorpio tendencies.
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:16 AM
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E Q, were you born near the cusp, by chance?

Anyhoo, it's weird. I was born a Cancer, was due to be born as a Libra, and I have a lot of Scorpio tendencies.
The cusp? Not sure I follow... I was born in the (chinese) year of the tiger. Does that help?

I have a co-worker that's always telling me I'm the full embodiment of Scorpio. I keep telling him to stop flirting with me. Yes, I'm very much a Scorpio, but I'm just very very lazy today because tomorrow's my day off and I want it to hurry up already!
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:26 AM
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The cusp is more or less when you're born close to the start/end date of the next sign.

Does that make sense?

For example, born on June 19th? Gemini/Cancer cusp.
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The cusp is more or less when you're born close to the start/end date of the next sign.

Does that make sense?

For example, born on July 19th? Gemini/Cancer cusp.

Don't you mean JUNE 19th?
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Old 04-21-2008, 02:13 AM
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You're right. I'll fix that.
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Old 04-21-2008, 02:14 AM
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Yeah, I was born just inside the Scorpio month -- End of october. (almost missed it buy a couple days, boy was that close!)
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