Grrr, yet another customer who thinks I speak retardese.
Had this customer who asked for cashback; he wanted £20, in 2 fivers and 10 pound coins. My understanding wasn't helped by his wife who seemed unable to understand me when I gave them information on the money situation in the till; ie, when I said there weren't any fivers left, she kept butting in saying, "I said, we want 2 fivers."
Just what part of "I have no fivers" are you finding hard to grasp?
Anyway, finally it seemed to sink in and the bloke says, "In that case, just gimmie a tenner." I put the transaction thru and handed him his receipt cards and tenner... then, his wife again had to butt in, saying, "I told you, we wanted 2 fivers and 10 pound coins!"
Uh, no you didn't; your husband told me he wanted just a tenner... and I've already told you that I have no fivers you stupid bitch!
Finally, the idiots left, grumbling about how they'd go to *other supermarket* in future... hopefully they really mean it and aren't just saying that to get my hopes up.