We used to rent this and MST3K it in the dorm room in college. My friend and I had a "old fart on the mountain" routine that would crack up everyone else in the room.
"Why should I listen to you?"
"I'm the old fart on the mountain!"
"What's that got to do with anything?"
"I'm an old fart! I know all!"
"Why don't you fix it?"
"I'm an old fart from the mountain! I just advise. I got this rhumatiz, see..."
The horrible accents helped too.