Just heard on the news: China is going to have a new economic (sorta) indicator: a happiness rating. It's an interesting idea, but there are just a few problems:
How do you find out? The only real way I could figure out was asking people. BUT... the central government pays a lot of attention to stats and scores of the regional governments... who pay a lot of attention to the stats and scores of the local governments. Who have been known to, ah, influence scores as best they can.
My sympathies go out to the Chinese pollsters. Can you imagine how hard it's going to be to get accurate information? "Of course I'm happy! How could I not be happy? The Party is my friend! Do you have a laser I could requisition so I can keep it handy?!"*
* For the large number of people missing the reference, trust me**: it's funny, and insanely applicable.
** Of course you can trust me. I'm a loyal citizen.***
*** So don't trust me. Die, you capitalist**** mutant scum!
**** This is China, after all.
How do you find out? The only real way I could figure out was asking people. BUT... the central government pays a lot of attention to stats and scores of the regional governments... who pay a lot of attention to the stats and scores of the local governments. Who have been known to, ah, influence scores as best they can.
My sympathies go out to the Chinese pollsters. Can you imagine how hard it's going to be to get accurate information? "Of course I'm happy! How could I not be happy? The Party is my friend! Do you have a laser I could requisition so I can keep it handy?!"*
* For the large number of people missing the reference, trust me**: it's funny, and insanely applicable.
** Of course you can trust me. I'm a loyal citizen.***
*** So don't trust me. Die, you capitalist**** mutant scum!
**** This is China, after all.
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