On our last day of vacation, we stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, which makes me even smarter than I was before, if that's even possible.
Anyhoo, in the room, in addition to the normal soap, shampoo, conditioner and body lotion, they had a package on the toilet containing among other things maxi pads, a Schick Quattro razor, some Vitamin C supplement powder you mix with water and Degree Clinical Protection deodorant (that's an $8 stick of deodorant right there, folks).
Plus the comfiest bed I slept in all vacation and a nice hot breakfast.
To sum up: Holiday Inn Express is full of win.