Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew!

[Rosakala]

So I get this call from a customer wanting to make a phone payment on his account. Kay, that's no biggie I pull up the screen and start getting his info. During a slight lull in the conversation because I'm typing, I hear a soft gasp in the background and an 'Oh honey that feels so good!' in that tone of voice. (Ya'll can guess easily enough.) I blink and hope I'm just imagining things and continue on. A few seconds later I hear more comments in the background that couldn't possibly be mistaken for anything other than two people having a 'good time'.

At that point all I could think of was ew ew ew ew ew! A few more comments floated in the background before I could disconnect the call sadly, but I was able log out for few minutes afterwards. Augh. I have no idea if he was doing the deed, as his voice sure as hell didn't sound like it, watching porn, or if he was playing voyer while another couple was going at. At any rate who the hell calls in while doing any of that?!

I need a drink.

[TealJellyfish]

OK the thread title says it all.... Here have some brain bleach!

[bainsidhe]

Please tell me you work for a company that allows you to disconnect calls if they are threatening or obscene. Yucky.

[One-Fang]

Even if you don't a quick 'Whoops, don't know what happened to the phone there' incident seems called for!

Bleugh!

[Samaliel]

Quoth Rosakala

I need a drink.

Here, have a dozen shots on me. Is vodka okay ?

[tropicsgoddess]

Quoth Rosakala

I need a drink.

Here's one on me (a 6 pack) . Hopefully that'll be a good mind eraser for ya.

[Mamadrae]

I got a bottle of whiskey with your name on it.

[depechemodefan]

Ewww. That is just gross. Hopefully he wasn't calling from prison, though

[olstar18]

I gotta shotglass of moonshine that might help.

[AdminAssistant]

I have some Jack Daniels that I'm more than happy to share!