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Old 06-28-2008, 11:18 PM
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I suspect that, even though it was her last day, the lovely GingerBiscuit simply has too much decorum to be reduced to such a level.


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Old 06-28-2008, 11:29 PM
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GingerBiscuit, since it was your last day, couldn't you have given him a piece of your mind.
I would've done that...
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:26 AM
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....

"so...you're telling me you're real name is Hannibal Lector...?"

What a moron.
Yeah, you kind of beat me to it, there. I was thinking along the same lines.

"Really? Holy crap, are you telling me you kill and eat women? Security!"

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Old 06-29-2008, 11:48 AM
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I suspect that, even though it was her last day, the lovely GingerBiscuit simply has too much decorum to be reduced to such a level.

Indeed! to GingerBiscuit for keeping the high-ground even in the face of such a blatant invitation to leap off it and deliver a flying elbow drop to a SC.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:22 AM
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Indeed! to GingerBiscuit for keeping the high-ground even in the face of such a blatant invitation to leap off it and deliver a flying elbow drop to a SC.
Indeed. I didn't want to sink to a level that would leave him with a right to feel aggrieved. I have at least three times his IQ, and therefore I just dsiscounted him immediately and went to an imaginary world where he didn't exist.

But still.

Eeeeewwwww *shudder*
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:17 PM
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PC: Pervy Customer
Me: LAST DAY! W0007!


PC: So, what do I need to eat to get more protein?
Me: Well, for good quality protein, you need lean meats, or tofu- so tuna, eggs, chicken breast...
PC: Chicken breast? I don't much like chicken breast. I prefer LADY BREAST *looks me up and down with a disgusting look* yeah?
Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?
I'm sorry, we seem to have an escapee from the Alberta Quality Male Re-education and Exotic Foods Instituition.

We'll send a team to round him up immediately for 're-education'.

And on a related note, we expect a new shipment of bite-sized Prarie Oysters very soon now.
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:33 PM
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I'm sorry, we seem to have an escapee from the Alberta Quality Male Re-education and Exotic Foods Instituition.

We'll send a team to round him up immediately for 're-education'.

And on a related note, we expect a new shipment of bite-sized Prarie Oysters very soon now.




Prairie Oysters..... weeeeee! I haven't heard that one since I moved east.
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:20 AM
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Man is sleaze. ugh.

since this thread is labeled "ew"...A guy just burped. First it was
Buuuuurp,
then Bwwwwwwerp!
His friend said, "ugh, you burp or you fart?" Ugh.

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Old 07-01-2008, 02:43 AM
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When I saw the first line I thought he was going to make a really gross comment about protein. I don't have a dirty mind, though!
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:01 AM
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Indeed! to GingerBiscuit for keeping the high-ground even in the face of such a blatant invitation to leap off it and deliver a flying elbow drop to a SC.
I would've taken the Elbow Drop. Much more satisfying.
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