I've had pretty stupid customers, really stupid. But this one takes the cake.
SC=Stupid customer (who happens to be of middle aged, looks pretty well educated)
SC comes to register. Brings a folder up to the register
SC: This animal is real.
ME: No it is not. The artist took a couple of different pictures and merge them into one.
SC: It is too real! (Opens the folder). It says so right here! It's a meowl! The folder says where it lives, blah blah.
ME: (Tries to tell her other wise)
SC: It's real! Read this!
ME: (Gives up. Shakes my head. Rings her stuff. Rings folder last. Pressed total)
SC: The folder is not $10.98!
ME: No it is not. Your TOTAL is $10.98! (ME THINKING: You've got to be kidding me!)