A friend of mine was walking down the street one day. Suddenly he stopped and said "Oh. My. God. Am I wearing pants?!" (He was.)
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the only thing that would have made it even funnier is if he had actually forgotten to wear pants
I had a friend who used to do something similar... like ever 10 minutes he'd ask if his pants were falling down... until someone finally told him that next time he asked if they weren't coming down already they would be soon.
... memory fails me on who said thatIf you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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I had a moment like that once.
I got up late for work (thankfully I only lived across the street) and had like 5 minutes to get there..i get up, get dressed, brush my teeth, grab my purse and run out the door. I get to my floor and I go to change, since I have to wear hospital issued scrubs..and as I lift my shirt up, I realize that my girls are hanging free. I forgot my bra...
I started laughing uncontrollably as i imagine the people were laughing at me when they saw me running without a bra...
I was allowed to run home and throw one on after I explained to the charge nurse what happened....As a women, she understood...
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Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Postthe only thing that would have made it even funnier is if he had actually forgotten to wear pantsRidiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth ArcticChicken View PostThe only male I know that I would allow to leave my house not wearing pants is my boyfriend, who wears a kilt."FUCK NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FREAKY ALIEN MOTHERSHIP ORANGES. " - Cookiesaur
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Quoth Munkie View PostBut do you allow him to go regimental?...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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Quoth JustADude View PostYou mean, wear it properly? He'd just be a guy in a skirt if he wasn't, wouldn't he?If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Postnot if he has a sheathed knife
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"This is the difference... and a true Scott knows how to use it, too."...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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