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Old 08-23-2008, 12:50 AM
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In the garden centre the other day where one of my lovely customers G is the manager just chatting about how dumb people can be and she relayed the story of a woman in earlier this morning who wanted a certain type of plant to bring joy and happiness into her life but she had no idea what it was called and could only describe it as having glossy leaves with blue flowers. That and a million other species lady!

Apparently she got all upset becuase her 'Angel Book' told her to get this plant and she had to have it and could not believe G could'nt help her based on her crappy description. To top it off she had lost her Angel book as well.
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Old 08-23-2008, 02:14 AM
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Well, now we have proof that the Angel Book was sentient. It ran away from her.

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Old 08-23-2008, 05:32 AM
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If it had Blue flowers there aren't many choices. Probably Edelweise.

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Old 08-23-2008, 04:01 PM
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What the hell is a angel book.Isn't so funny that people today are so unhappy today that they have to buy books and things the book says to buy to be happy. If you're unhappy then no plants or thing is going to make you happy.

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Old 08-23-2008, 04:08 PM
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*Waves wildly* I HAVE AN ANGEL BOOK!!!!

Okay, so it's really two books about an angel-dude and a demon-dude and they both wanna be human.

For each other.

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....wha'?
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Old 08-23-2008, 10:34 PM
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I have an angel book, as well. It's actually a great book, but the title is perfect for an SC.

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Old 08-24-2008, 01:41 PM
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*Waves wildly* I HAVE AN ANGEL BOOK!!!!

Okay, so it's really two books about an angel-dude and a demon-dude and they both wanna be human.

For each other.

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....wha'?
Hey! I'm writing a book like that!
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I have a dictionary of Angels. Its sweet. It lists all the ones no one wants to talk about anymore like the angel of whores and the angel of colds. ;p
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Old 08-24-2008, 03:28 PM
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Hey! I'm writing a book like that!
When you're done writing it, I WANT A COPY!
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Old 08-24-2008, 04:34 PM
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She's gonna need a little more than the divine help from Archangel Gabriel to help her with that attitude...
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