Okay, I *know* I'm 'old-fashioned' and I speak very colloquially...
but when I'm approached no less than 3 times in less than an hour and asked...
'Do you have, like, Nike sweatshirts?'
'Do you know where, like, Adidas shoes are?'
'Do you, like, have a bathroom?'
Me: every single time
Yes, we have Nike sweatshirts. No, we do not have 'like Nike' sweatshirts.
Yes, I do know where Adidas shoes are. No, we don't carry a brand called 'like Adidas'.
Yes, we have a bathroom, but because you are a moron and can't speak properly, you will wee your pants because I won't tell you unless you can ask me properly, 'Excuse me, miss, could you please tell me where the bathroom is located?'
**I know that last one makes me a complete B*TCH, but it still makes me smile**
but when I'm approached no less than 3 times in less than an hour and asked...
'Do you have, like, Nike sweatshirts?'
'Do you know where, like, Adidas shoes are?'
'Do you, like, have a bathroom?'
Me: every single time
Yes, we have Nike sweatshirts. No, we do not have 'like Nike' sweatshirts.
Yes, I do know where Adidas shoes are. No, we don't carry a brand called 'like Adidas'.
Yes, we have a bathroom, but because you are a moron and can't speak properly, you will wee your pants because I won't tell you unless you can ask me properly, 'Excuse me, miss, could you please tell me where the bathroom is located?'
**I know that last one makes me a complete B*TCH, but it still makes me smile**
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