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I have a rather fat tabby cat in my lap
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Old 11-06-2008, 12:35 AM
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Default I have a rather fat tabby cat in my lap

And my leg hurts now, haha. If I try to get her to move, she will bite me...but ohhh....she has to be near 14 lbs....


Sorry for the pointless post, she's just making me smile (and wince in pain) right now

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Old 11-06-2008, 12:46 AM
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I love having cats in my lap. 14 pounds has to be heavy though. Too bad you can't move her without you getting bit.
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She moved on her own

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Old 11-06-2008, 01:54 AM
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Now I miss my last cat; Little Fat PITA Cat. Yes, that's her full name. She was part Tabby (which is a big cat as it is) and part Maine Coon, so she was approximately 16-18 lbs.
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Old 11-06-2008, 02:10 AM
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Trade you....your 14lber for my two balls of fluff with tiny sharp claws.

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Old 11-06-2008, 03:22 AM
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She moved on her own
They have a way of doing that.

When I was housesitting for my parents a couple weeks ago, Girlcat came into the bedroom one morning. I was laying on my side, and she climbed up on my other side, stretched from my hip to my shoulder, reached her little foot out right in my face, and stayed there for a good 15-20 minutes.
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Trade you....your 14lber for my two balls of fluff with tiny sharp claws.
Ha..that's the other cat I have

and EQ, I love Maine Coons

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Old 11-06-2008, 03:54 PM
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Spaghetti Cat has to be nearly 20 lbs. She's just a sweet old fat cat....my mom says she's a calico, but I think she's a tabby or a tortie. She's multiple colors, but she's short haired and all the different colors of her fur are blended in together...no spots or anything like that.

When I do my laundry on Fridays and take a nap on the couch, she jumps right onto my chest and sleeps. If someone scares her, she digs in those back claws and hops away.

I love my fat Spaghetti Cat. If you shake a box of spaghetti noodles, she goes nuts and thinks you're going to cook for her. She likes to roll onto her side, but is too fat to roll back over without having to put a lot of effort into getting back up.
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:04 PM
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Back about 10 yrs ago I had 2 kittens. One was really big and the other tiny. Since I suck with naming my cats they became used to the names Big Kitty and Little kitty.
When they hit about 2 yrs old the little cat became really fat and the big one thinned down.

So my Little Kitty was hugh and Big Kitty was small. It caused a lot of giggles when people asked their names.
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