Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[RayvenQ]

Quoth Broomjockey

*takes the inflatable hammer and goes around whacking with it*

'Ey! Mind where you're swinging that around!

[Broomjockey]

You don't like where I'm swinging my thing?

[Saydrah]

Rayven, it's not even 5:00 and you're already getting hammered?

[RayvenQ]

Quoth Broomjockey

You don't like where I'm swinging my thing?

All I'm saying is just watch where you swing it, that's all, far be it from me to stop you swinging it if you want to, just be careful, you might break it.

Quoth Saydrah

Rayven, it's not even 5:00 and you're already getting hammered?

23:30 for me so I'm already way ahead of you

[Broomjockey]

Quoth RayvenQ

All I'm saying is just watch where you swing it, that's all, far be it from me to stop you swinging it if you want to, just be careful, you might break it.

It's inflatable! ...

...

It gets bigger when you blow it! *snicker*

*ahem*Sorry.

[RayvenQ]

Yeah but if it gets blown too much there's a risk of premature explosion.

[Saydrah]

Can't have that. Lord knows nobody wants to see Broomjockey's hammer splatter everywhere!

[Broomjockey]

Hmm. No. Wouldn't want that. *deflates the hammer and stuffs it back in pants*

[Saydrah]

Best look out, when EQ shows up she'll be reaching in there for the hammer, I'll bet.

[RayvenQ]

Just make sure she doesn't pull on the emergency inflation cord will you, could have someones eye out.