Awesome drunk guy (hooray for oxymorons)
So, a month ago, I went out with my parents, my aunt and uncle, and my grandmother to a very expensive steakhouse. My dad was going to pay for all of us, and the bill was at least $100. But then, the waitress came by and said that "our bill was taken care of". So we found out that some awesome drunk guy that we knew was feeling generous because he had just sold some land for about a million dollars, and paid our bill.
I never actullay met the guy, but that was still awesome.
Great steak, too.
"We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut