She broke up with me
I didn't even know we were dating!
Customer: My phone is out.
Me: OK, let me get a tech out there. Heíll be out within the next 24 hours.
Customer: So Iím without a phone for 24 hours?!
Me: Iím afraid so, mam.
Customer: I should have know! Iíve been burned so many times before & I keep coming back to you. I will never learn.
The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert