Customer brought in a car with one of our full service oil change coupons.
Now, for those of you who are completely unfamiliar with cars, there are a few things you should know.
A - Both front tires are in need of air and worn enough that you could grate Parmesan on them. They are not supposed to look like that. Especially not when you are driving in a Minnesota winter.
B - Brakes are not supposed to sound like someone tossed a pig and a bunch of rocks into a blender.
C - Brakes should be able to stop a car going 3 miles an hour in under ten feet. Fortunately, our mechanic has reflexes slightly better than those possessed by the average snail and managed to get out of the way, and the rear bay door was still open. (may not have been entirely the fault of the brakes)
D - Windshields are designed so that one may see out of them. As such it is the generally accepted practice to remove mud and ice from them before putting the vehicle into motion.
E - It is customary to change oil every 3,000 miles and transmission fluid every 30,000. Confusing the two is NOT good for your vehicle.
F - The stuff coming out of your exhaust pipe should be neither black nor billowing.
G - It is only customary to start one's car by rubbing two wires together in Detroit.
H - Two lug nuts is not considered sufficient to hold a tire on
I - One is supposed to register one's vehicle every year, not every century.
He was absolutely furious when we refused to service his vehicle. Fortunately, he argued long enough that we invited Mr. Police Officer to join the argument. Mr. Police Officer and his buddy, Mr. Handcuffs, won the argument.
Unfortunately, as we'd witnessed the idiot consuming an alcoholic beverage in the waiting room, it may be difficult to make the drunk driving charge stick even though the breathalyzer results would indicate that he had to have been drunk when he pulled the car up.
Now, for those of you who are completely unfamiliar with cars, there are a few things you should know.
A - Both front tires are in need of air and worn enough that you could grate Parmesan on them. They are not supposed to look like that. Especially not when you are driving in a Minnesota winter.
B - Brakes are not supposed to sound like someone tossed a pig and a bunch of rocks into a blender.
C - Brakes should be able to stop a car going 3 miles an hour in under ten feet. Fortunately, our mechanic has reflexes slightly better than those possessed by the average snail and managed to get out of the way, and the rear bay door was still open. (may not have been entirely the fault of the brakes)
D - Windshields are designed so that one may see out of them. As such it is the generally accepted practice to remove mud and ice from them before putting the vehicle into motion.
E - It is customary to change oil every 3,000 miles and transmission fluid every 30,000. Confusing the two is NOT good for your vehicle.
F - The stuff coming out of your exhaust pipe should be neither black nor billowing.
G - It is only customary to start one's car by rubbing two wires together in Detroit.
H - Two lug nuts is not considered sufficient to hold a tire on
I - One is supposed to register one's vehicle every year, not every century.
He was absolutely furious when we refused to service his vehicle. Fortunately, he argued long enough that we invited Mr. Police Officer to join the argument. Mr. Police Officer and his buddy, Mr. Handcuffs, won the argument.
Unfortunately, as we'd witnessed the idiot consuming an alcoholic beverage in the waiting room, it may be difficult to make the drunk driving charge stick even though the breathalyzer results would indicate that he had to have been drunk when he pulled the car up.
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