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Old 01-28-2009, 08:51 AM
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I had an odd dream last night. Allow me to set the scene for you.

I'm in the Hometown of my Birth, in a space in Time that was quite a while ago. A very long time ago, when tobacco grew in the fields and the trees were heavy with damp leaves.

I'm riding a horse. A very LARGE horse. Bareback with only a bridle with a rope leash to steer by, and really, I wasn't doing any sort of steering. I was merely there for the ride.

The horse and I were having a fairly lucid conversation (as lucid a conversation you can have with a horse that could not physically speak) about where we wanted to go in life. I wanted to go left, he wanted to go right. So we went right, as he was the one doing all the walking anyhow. I started telling him about the neighbourhood and about the white stallion unicorn that lived in a nearby field. As we passed the field we saw him, majestic and pure white. With an attitude to make a spoiled 2 year old proud. I called out to him "Hello, Beastie!" and was ignored, but I was still telling the horse beneath me about how mean the white unicorn was.

We continued on, and I woke up just as the Horse was beginning to tell me about where he was actually taking me.

It was odd, is all. And I kinda wanted to share. So I shared.
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Old 01-28-2009, 04:48 PM
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How much chilie did you eat before bed?
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:24 AM
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HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?

What was left of the batch.

And salsa that had green bell peppers in it.

Yes, I had a mild reaction.

No, I won't be buying that brand again.

Yes, I will be sticking with PACE.
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:28 AM
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i had a dream about work last nite, and halfway thru it turned into a scary dream

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Old 01-29-2009, 02:48 AM
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i had a dream about work last nite, and halfway thru it turned into a scary dream
The fact that you were dreaming about work wasn't scary enough?
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Old 01-29-2009, 03:56 AM
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That's what I was wondering.
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Old 01-31-2009, 03:51 PM
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The fact that you were dreaming about work wasn't scary enough?
well maybe lol. but its wasnt scary at first, then it was lol. i woke up scared too, i hate those dreams

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Old 01-31-2009, 03:55 PM
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Wow, I thought my dreams were odd. And, well, they are, but yours are the wickedly cool kind of odd. Mine are just
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