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Okay, I'm in a weird mood. Or sexually frustrated. Or both.
Either way, just had this idea. I am going to post a list of stuff that y'all need to find on the net. I have no idea if any of this stuff actually exists, mind you. These are just ideas out of my sick and twisted mind. I have not researched any of them. But your goal is to find as many items on the list as possible, or as close to each item as you can. No, photoshopping something yourself is NOT allowed. If someone else has a site where they photoshopped something and posted it, that's fine. But the goal of this game is to actually find these images on the net.
Keep in mind, for the sake of the board (and so that the mods don't flay the skin off of my back), please keep any NSFW (not safe for work) type images off the thread, but merely LINK to those images. Make sense? Alrighty then.....let's get started with the things I am challenging you to find!
1. A picture of President Barack Obama. Naked.
2. Someone riding a bicycle with no wheels.
3. A pink flamingo drinking a beer.
4. A man literally pissing into the wind.
5. The ghost of a Court Jester.
6. A sock puppet with genitals. HUMAN genitals, mind you.
7. The nastiest toothpaste flavor known to man. (Yes, this is subjective. I am the judge. But keep in mind, even if I hate it, if the flavor is related to something edible, like olives, it can't possibly win.)
8. Speaking of olives, I'd like to see one. Figure skating.
9. A cow (or bull) eating a human steak. Bonus points if they are using cutlery.
10. The best (or worst) example of a "Costanza" wallet. For those that don't watch Seinfeld, a Costanza wallet is, like mine, ridiculously overstuffed. Find me the king of these.
11. Anna Paquin in a bikini. I have yet to be able to find such a picture, though I haven't looked that extensively.
12. Bill O'Reilly in shorts, sandals, and a tropical shirt. I fear that this may be easier to find than #11. And that would be so sad.
13. The largest number of athletes wearing the number 13 in a SINGLE picture. An entire team wearing it would be killer. I really don't care what the sport is. Hell, it doesn't have to be a sport or even athletes. Just the largest number of people wearing this number on their shirts or uniforms.
14. A boxing giraffe.
15. A person wearing, head to toe, pink camo. Sorry, GK. I know it's the joke that won't die, and even I'm sick of it. But I do think it would be a challenge to find this image. Plus, let's face it....THAT would be funny!
16. Snow on a palm tree.
17. A twin sunset, but with the image NOT coming from any of the Star Wars movies.
18. The Boobiemobile. I have no idea what it is, but I have to imagine it would be either pleasant or hilarious. Or perhaps both.
19. Spy beer. As in Secret Agent Beer. Yeah, that kind of spy.
20. A piratical rabbi. Alternatively, a rabbinical pirate. Shalom, me maties!
There now. That oughtta keep y'all busy for a bit, don't ya think?
Either way, just had this idea. I am going to post a list of stuff that y'all need to find on the net. I have no idea if any of this stuff actually exists, mind you. These are just ideas out of my sick and twisted mind. I have not researched any of them. But your goal is to find as many items on the list as possible, or as close to each item as you can. No, photoshopping something yourself is NOT allowed. If someone else has a site where they photoshopped something and posted it, that's fine. But the goal of this game is to actually find these images on the net.
Keep in mind, for the sake of the board (and so that the mods don't flay the skin off of my back), please keep any NSFW (not safe for work) type images off the thread, but merely LINK to those images. Make sense? Alrighty then.....let's get started with the things I am challenging you to find!
1. A picture of President Barack Obama. Naked.
2. Someone riding a bicycle with no wheels.
3. A pink flamingo drinking a beer.
4. A man literally pissing into the wind.
5. The ghost of a Court Jester.
6. A sock puppet with genitals. HUMAN genitals, mind you.
7. The nastiest toothpaste flavor known to man. (Yes, this is subjective. I am the judge. But keep in mind, even if I hate it, if the flavor is related to something edible, like olives, it can't possibly win.)
8. Speaking of olives, I'd like to see one. Figure skating.
9. A cow (or bull) eating a human steak. Bonus points if they are using cutlery.
10. The best (or worst) example of a "Costanza" wallet. For those that don't watch Seinfeld, a Costanza wallet is, like mine, ridiculously overstuffed. Find me the king of these.
11. Anna Paquin in a bikini. I have yet to be able to find such a picture, though I haven't looked that extensively.
12. Bill O'Reilly in shorts, sandals, and a tropical shirt. I fear that this may be easier to find than #11. And that would be so sad.
13. The largest number of athletes wearing the number 13 in a SINGLE picture. An entire team wearing it would be killer. I really don't care what the sport is. Hell, it doesn't have to be a sport or even athletes. Just the largest number of people wearing this number on their shirts or uniforms.
14. A boxing giraffe.
15. A person wearing, head to toe, pink camo. Sorry, GK. I know it's the joke that won't die, and even I'm sick of it. But I do think it would be a challenge to find this image. Plus, let's face it....THAT would be funny!
16. Snow on a palm tree.
17. A twin sunset, but with the image NOT coming from any of the Star Wars movies.
18. The Boobiemobile. I have no idea what it is, but I have to imagine it would be either pleasant or hilarious. Or perhaps both.
19. Spy beer. As in Secret Agent Beer. Yeah, that kind of spy.
20. A piratical rabbi. Alternatively, a rabbinical pirate. Shalom, me maties!
There now. That oughtta keep y'all busy for a bit, don't ya think?
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