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So I'm sitting here, playing Fallout 3 and committing genocide in the D.C. Wastelands when I hear bells. Not church bells or phone ringing bells. THOSE bells! The ding-ding, ding-ding of the ice cream van. Guess which happens next:
A) I ignore it and continue my rampage
B) Look out, get the number to the van, call them and ask to circle back or stop
C) Bolt out the door (not bothering to close it), shoes flapping, chase it for a block and a half, chugging like the Little Engine that Couldn't
If you chose C) congrats, you win my Orange Dream Bar*!
This is a good sign! It means winter is almost over! I hope they come next week. I think I'll have a Tear Jerker cup then
*Must claim within 5 minutes. Not an actual offer. By reading any part of this you give up any rights regarding said offer. I mean non-offer. I hate typing in tiny font. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down!
A) I ignore it and continue my rampage
B) Look out, get the number to the van, call them and ask to circle back or stop
C) Bolt out the door (not bothering to close it), shoes flapping, chase it for a block and a half, chugging like the Little Engine that Couldn't
If you chose C) congrats, you win my Orange Dream Bar*!
This is a good sign! It means winter is almost over! I hope they come next week. I think I'll have a Tear Jerker cup then
*Must claim within 5 minutes. Not an actual offer. By reading any part of this you give up any rights regarding said offer. I mean non-offer. I hate typing in tiny font. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down!
for more than 5 seconds 
That was better than the muppet one I used on my friends.
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