NotAlwaysRight Stories

[XCashier]

Quoth Mytical

I don't know, but the customer would win the award. The "I am the biggest SC" award. Yikes,

Yep, and here's his prize, just step inside the machine and claim it.

I think Karma's going to have a field day with this snootmeister.

I hope the OP's better now, and I'm glad his boss had the decency to stand up for him.

[Moosenogger]

Quoth fireheart

http://notalwaysright.com/that-hot-t...permicide/1559 -so we actually have an immaculate conception or a parent who FAILS?

I guess it's gonna be a real shock when her daughter has a baby in 9 months.

[TheSHAD0W]

http://notalwaysright.com/be-sure-to...er-beams/14557

/thinks a fluffy cat is quite sufficient

[fireheart]

http://notalwaysright.com/honestly-n...=Google+Reader

I think this is one of those "Kids say the darndest things" moments. It's really cute though

(Also yes I"m aware of the Amish, no disrespect intended to them.)

[fireheart]

http://notalwaysright.com/more-dayli...lways+Right%29

WTF?! Poor deprived teenager....

[Mytical]

because of course no vampires ever existed before the Twilight ones....

[cashierbex]

http://notalwaysright.com/the-other-other-woman/18673

oops

[fireheart]

http://notalwaysright.com/ba-dum-dum-chhh-part-3/18894

The priest mistakes the bar for a piece of the True Cross and starts trying to carve it up.

The policeman draws his gun and starts to charge the bar with Assaulting a Police Officer.

The lawyer whips out a subpoena and sues the bar for damages.

[fireheart]

http://notalwaysright.com/i-have-a-g...=Google+Reader

The person behind the counter is awesome.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Hot Tub Size Machine

I have got to find out where the hot tub that makes people smaller is located.
I see it's somewhere in Orlando,Florida.
I wonder if it's near the Fountain of Youth?