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Old 03-02-2009, 02:39 AM
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Default If you had control of a shopping mall for a day,what would you like getting up to ?

Excluding anything to do with getting revenge against any (current or former)
retail employer/s you dislike (if they were situated in the shopping mall), what are the most creatively witty (serious or humorous) things you'd most like getting up to and doing, if you had total control of a shopping mall (or a shopping center)
for a day ?

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"Attention shoppers! Those of you that are nice, courteous, considerate, and good people to the employees can stay. All of you rude, lame, fuckwit, half-baked, narcissistic, obnoxious, antisocial, pathological entitlement whores need to get the fuck out of this mall right now!

Those who don't will be summarily shot. Thank you for your cooperation."
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Excluding anything to do with getting revenge against any (current or former)
retail employer/s you dislike (if they were situated in the shopping mall),
what are the most creatively witty (serious or humorous) things you'd most like getting up to and doing, if you had total control of a shopping mall (or a shopping center)
for a day ?
Highlighted to get your attention. Remember--we don't condone revenge here at CS.com.

With that being said, I just have four words for what I would do with a mall:

Huge. Ass. Ball. PIT!!!
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Old 03-02-2009, 05:27 AM
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Id close the mall and have a "consumer freedom day"

but I would still pay the employees
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Old 03-02-2009, 05:31 AM
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MALL WIDE LASER TAG!
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Old 03-02-2009, 06:35 AM
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Karoke Mall music...
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Old 03-02-2009, 06:44 AM
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....Nurian, hold still for just one moment, my dear.



Thank you. Now....do you have CaramelDansen or not?
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Old 03-02-2009, 07:13 AM
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OW!

I think I'm about to get hit again...I don't know who/what that is...
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Old 03-02-2009, 07:22 AM
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I'd move all the kiosks, benches, etc. out of the middle of the mall, get in the charity raffle car and try to set a new indoor speed record. And/or re-enact the mall chase from the Blues Brothers.

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Nah, I won't hurt you again. CaramelDansen is a song put out by, I think, a Swedish group called CaramellDansen (Cute, no?). If you type in CaramellDansen into Google you'll find a flash clip of two anime girls swinging their hips really dog-damned fast to the chorus.

Hurts my back just watching it.

Tragically addicting song, though. Bubble-gum pop. Super happy-perky.
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