Conversation between me and my coworker today
I was in the office only about five minutes before my coworker entered. My coworker is Irish. Sometime after she came in, I remember what day it was:
"Oh! Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"Oh, yeah. Thanks."
"Damn, I forgot to wear green!"
"I forgot what day it was, but I'm wearing green." (Unnecessary for her to add, since I could see that she was.)
"I'm wearing green knickers, too."