The guy didn't wait on me, but i was on the boundry of the servers' territories and the guy who he served was right behind me.
G: I'd like a small stak stromooli, with a Greek salad and a unsweeetened Iced Tea, with lemon, no ice.
JW: Why are you orderinga Greek Salad?
G: I like Greek salads.
JW: Don't you know what the Greeks have done to Turkey? Are you Greek or what, why else would you order a greek salad?
JW: Do you have any idea the oppresion the Greeks have put the Turks through, I will not deliver you a Greek Salad.
ME<muttering> isn't t that your job jacka--?
G:<calm> okay then, I'l have an order of french fries with brown gravvy.
JW: Yuck, why don't you have the Turkish salad?
I want french fries, and I am allergic to hummus.
G:<nicely> I wanted unsweetened, this has sugar in it.
JW: You are from the South.
JW: i just gave you sweetened Iced tea all of you southerners like sweetened iced tea.
G: I want unsweetened iced tea with lemon, thank you.
To top it all off the JW waiter complains to me about the size of his tip. Argh.