Jerk waiter..

[Crow The Robot]

The guy didn't wait on me, but i was on the boundry of the servers' territories and the guy who he served was right behind me.
G(guy)
JW(jerky waiter)
G: I'd like a small stak stromooli, with a Greek salad and a unsweeetened Iced Tea, with lemon, no ice.
JW: Why are you orderinga Greek Salad?
G: I like Greek salads.
JW: Don't you know what the Greeks have done to Turkey? Are you Greek or what, why else would you order a greek salad?
G:
JW: Do you have any idea the oppresion the Greeks have put the Turks through, I will not deliver you a Greek Salad.
ME<muttering> isn't t that your job jacka--?
G:<calm> okay then, I'l have an order of french fries with brown gravvy.
JW: Yuck, why don't you have the Turkish salad?
G: I want french fries, and I am allergic to hummus.
JW: whatevah
<drinks arrive>
G:<nicely> I wanted unsweetened, this has sugar in it.
JW: You are from the South.
G: So?
JW: i just gave you sweetened Iced tea all of you southerners like sweetened iced tea.
G: I want unsweetened iced tea with lemon, thank you.
JW: Goddamn.

To top it all off the JW waiter complains to me about the size of his tip. Argh.

[BrassCowboy]

Did that waiter look Turkish? I ask, because he really seemd to be standing up for the Turks.

[Becks]

I sincerely hope complaints were made against that waiter.

[kerrisan]

I hate the generalizations about southerners! Well, I just hate generalizations in . . . well . . . general. I hate sweet tea, I don't drive a truck, I am 1 year away from a college education, I did not marry my brother.

Anyway, I would have spoken to a manager IMMEDIATELY. What a .

[LostMyMind]

What about your cousin, kerrisan? I think the generalization of southern folks are marrying cousins. Incest generalization are the mountain folks :ducks all the tomato cans:

I never understood generalization about food. Especially the "Greek salad", "French fries". Food is food, who cares who thought of it first. Beside, in the U.S., we don't exactly tend to make it the same way they do over seas.

[Crow The Robot]

Quoth BrassCowboy

Did that waiter look Turkish? I ask, because he really seemd to be standing up for the Turks.

Oops, sorry guys, now he wasn't Turkish<he was an American from NM> but he spent a year there, and HATED everything Greek. Oh, and this is the same guy who slacked off and failed classes and then b-thced because he couldn't graduate because he didn't have enough credits. He thought the policy of having people actually earn a certain amount of credits was unfair i guess,(I can see make some exceptions, deaths , or family emegergencies, or something but this guy was a slacker) never mind the fact that a lot of us who graduated worked our a-ses off while he sat about playing the piano, and calking about how , erm, well endowed he was. <rant over, we now return you to your regularly scheduled sighting.>

[CanadaGirl]

Oh what the f***? What right does that jacka** have to tell A PAYING CUSTOMER what he can or can not order? He should have been fired on the spot!

[MystyGlyttyr]

Quoth Crow The Robot

JW: Do you have any idea the oppresion the Greeks have put the Turks through, I will not deliver you a Greek Salad.

"Then I will not deliver you any money until you deliver me your manager's name. And if you refuse to deliver me your manager's name, I will be forced to do my own version of 'carry-out' if you know what I mean."

Sorry, that word "deliver" went under the defenses, for some reason...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

G:<nicely> I wanted unsweetened, this has sugar in it.
JW: You are from the South.
G: So?
JW: i just gave you sweetened Iced tea all of you southerners like sweetened iced tea.
G: I want unsweetened iced tea with lemon, thank you.
JW: Goddamn.

Bet he also thinks Southerners can count the number of teeth and shoes they have on one hand, and run around after sheep.

That guy is more prejudiced than any Southerner I have met. What a knob.

[kibbles]

I would have left him no tip, maybe a penny (the ultimate insult) and then I would have had a nice long chat with his boss.

Kibbles