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Old 04-02-2009, 12:39 PM
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Default Bachelor party help (Salt Lake edition)

My friend Cat is getting married in a month in Salt Lake City.

I have just been informed that her brother is in charge of the bachelor party the night before. Which for all intents and purposes means *I* am in charge, as that is not his thing.

Yes, kids, someone who's known me for decades has decided it's a good idea to send her soon-to-be-husband out with me for a night of debauchery the night before they are to be married. No, I don't get the logic either, but let's work with it.

Basically, I am looking for non-stripper suggestions as to what to do and where to go. I have never in my life been to SLC, and I am probably going to be arriving the day of the bachelor party, so I need some suggestions for a good area or some good places to go that involve adult spirits and potential insanity on a Friday night in Mormonville.

I have done this once before, for my best friend Neets at her bachelorette party, when her sister failed to step up and make things happen. While I still have incriminating photographic evidence of the (possibly illegal) things that went on that night, everyone had a good time and the only one offended by anything was the aforementioned sister. (I like her, but she was a stick in the mud that night.) So I do have some ideas, and I am a seasoned professional drinker/partier/havoc wreaker. That does not preclude me from soliciting ideas from the general public or the SLC folks in particular.

I have told Cat to leave it all in the capable hands of Dr. Jester.

Keep in mind, I AM an ordained minister, so not only can I pinch hit for the bishop scheduled to perform the ceremony on Saturday if called to do so, I can also administer Last Rites to the groom on Friday night if necessary.

So.....what? And where? JESTER NEEDS YOUR HELP!
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Old 04-02-2009, 11:05 PM
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Dammit, when I read the title, my first thoughts were "strippers."

Alternately, there's always the inflatable sheep
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Old 04-02-2009, 11:24 PM
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TP the Osmond family's house.


In lieu of that, SLC is a beautiful town, what's wrong with everyone just going for a walk around and then a nice dinner and some drinks after?

In lieu of THAT, I can give you the general location of the former friend of mine who lives there that stole $3,000.00 dollars from me.
You could have a Mexican-style party and use his ass as a pinata.
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Old 04-02-2009, 11:46 PM
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Well, in Utah, a bachelor party usually includes lining him up with a couple of Sister Wives...
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:36 AM
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In lieu of that, SLC is a beautiful town, what's wrong with everyone just going for a walk around and then a nice dinner and some drinks after?
"Do you know who the hell I am?!?"

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In lieu of THAT, I can give you the general location of the former friend of mine who lives there that stole $3,000.00 dollars from me.
You could have a Mexican-style party and use his ass as a pinata.
Not a bad idea. I don't know the violence level yet of the hubby, and can't remember that of the brother, but this might be amusing. Is there a finder's fee for recovering said booty? And how badly do you want him hurt? (It IS a him, right? If it's a chick, you're on your own.)

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TP the Osmond family's house.
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Alternately, there's always the inflatable sheep
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Well, in Utah, a bachelor party usually includes lining him up with a couple of Sister Wives...
And here I was actually expecting helpful suggestions....
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What kind of guy is he? Is he a "go club and drink and fall off the Skybar" kind of guy, is he a laid back "music lounge" kind of guy?

Is he gay? Is she a beard?

To be perfectly honest, outside of clubs, SLC's nightlife is almost non-existent. There's some pretty cool stuff in and around the Depot (bar/music hall downtown). There's a kareoke bar called "Tavernacle" downtown... or Port o' Call, the local irish/haunted pub.

PM me, I can tell you a couple other places to go (don't let me underage-ness fool you, I take care of myself pretty well)
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:09 AM
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. or Port o' Call, the local irish/haunted pub.
I thought Port o' Call closed... did I mishear?
Oh, also Keys on Main is supposed to be good.

And Fenrus... you aren't evil so I will be...

The perfect place to take any bachelor is the Trapp Door... trust me on that one
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:55 PM
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What kind of guy is he? Is he a "go club and drink and fall off the Skybar" kind of guy, is he a laid back "music lounge" kind of guy?
I have no idea. I've never met the guy. I am going to have to gauge him pretty much immediately upon meeting him, as I fly into SLC on 5/1...and the bachelor party is on 5/1.

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Is he gay? Is she a beard?
I doubt it for the first one (but I don't know him so I can't say with absolute certainty), and I know for a fact NO for the second one.

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The perfect place to take any bachelor is the Trapp Door... trust me on that one.
Why not just tell me what the Trapp Door is?


A coworker of mine who used to live in SLC told me to basically stick to State Street between 7800 South-ish to the Capital, and that two good bars are Northern Exposure and Sky Bar.

Why couldn't they be getting married in Phoenix? This would be so much easier for me.
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an Idea for a joke on the guy would be to get the biggest, burliest guy you know to act as if he were a stripper that had been ordered, that should be funny.
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Well, the Dalebert doesn't party (except at home with my books & music) so I can't help much.

The Sister Wives are a local rock/blues band.

OT, Jester, you'll probably want to do some research on Utah's liquor laws, which aren't going to change before your event.
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