I hate the microwave, and almost never buy frozen dinners.
Tonight, coming home from an event, I was hungry, didn't want to cook, it was too late to order in, and I wanted something other than the usual sushi/salads/sandwiches that are ready to go in my local all-night grocery store.
So I stopped in the frozen food aisle, and while I was tempted to get something Asian, all these DiGiornio's ads I've seen lately made me think, "Well, lots of frozen food is getting much better than in the past. Go for it. How bad can it be? After all, you HAVE had decent frozen pizza before."
As the son of an ad man, you would think I would know better than to be suckered in by clever advertising. And you, of course, would be completely wrong.
I bought the DiGiornio's. I cooked it in the nuke, according to the instructions. And I haven just finished eating it.
Delivery pizza without the delivery? Two words, DiGiornio's: My motherfucking ass! Shit was crap, tasted like crap, tasted like frozen crap pizza nuked in the fucking microwave, and the only thing it had in common with delivery pizza was I used the same plate and the same mouth I would on delivery pizza. The stuff in between the plate and the mouth was barely edible, let alone tasty or comparable to delivery pizza.
So DiGiornio's, do me a favor. Take your marketing department out for a tropical field trip. Meet me at the docks. Pay no mind to the boat, the duct tape, the various knives and saws, or the chum bucket, and just leave your marketing department folks with me. Yeah, that's a good soul-sucking corporation, good boy, yes!
Tonight, coming home from an event, I was hungry, didn't want to cook, it was too late to order in, and I wanted something other than the usual sushi/salads/sandwiches that are ready to go in my local all-night grocery store.
So I stopped in the frozen food aisle, and while I was tempted to get something Asian, all these DiGiornio's ads I've seen lately made me think, "Well, lots of frozen food is getting much better than in the past. Go for it. How bad can it be? After all, you HAVE had decent frozen pizza before."
As the son of an ad man, you would think I would know better than to be suckered in by clever advertising. And you, of course, would be completely wrong.
I bought the DiGiornio's. I cooked it in the nuke, according to the instructions. And I haven just finished eating it.
Delivery pizza without the delivery? Two words, DiGiornio's: My motherfucking ass! Shit was crap, tasted like crap, tasted like frozen crap pizza nuked in the fucking microwave, and the only thing it had in common with delivery pizza was I used the same plate and the same mouth I would on delivery pizza. The stuff in between the plate and the mouth was barely edible, let alone tasty or comparable to delivery pizza.
So DiGiornio's, do me a favor. Take your marketing department out for a tropical field trip. Meet me at the docks. Pay no mind to the boat, the duct tape, the various knives and saws, or the chum bucket, and just leave your marketing department folks with me. Yeah, that's a good soul-sucking corporation, good boy, yes!
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