Best guy ever.

marty · #1 06-03-2009, 09:02 PM

I've been super stressed lately because I'm out of food, going to class at eight and then work til nine as soon as I get out, broke as hell and finding it harder and harder to put up with people who are just assholes because they can be. I ran out of toilet paper last night and almost started crying.

I went to bed at ten last night, couldn't sleep, heard my door open at one, got up to find the boyfriend standing in my kitchen with beer, cigarettes, a pizza and a big pack of toilet paper.

He's the best. Best decision I've made in a long, long time.

wagegoth · #2 06-03-2009, 10:50 PM

He's a keeper.

Jester · #3 06-04-2009, 12:18 AM

Assuming you smoke.....
And assuming you drink beer.....
And assuming he knew you needed toilet paper.....

Yeah, he sounds like a pretty damn cool dude.

The pizza is just a bonus!

~~Hobbs~~ · #4 06-04-2009, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Quoth wagegoth

He's a keeper.

reminds me of that old Foster's beer commercial where the bride dunks her head to find her groom the last beer

blas · #5 06-04-2009, 01:07 AM

I'm so jealous.

PizzaDrone · #6 06-04-2009, 01:11 AM

Everyone needs this bloke. Any chance of making clones?

spark · #7 06-04-2009, 01:20 AM

Awesome. That definitely sounds like a keeper.

I have caught a pretty good guy, but today he's annoying me. He has NO concept of schedules or being on time. Argh. He's always so casual about when to turn up for things and it's currently driving me nuts.

marty · #8 06-04-2009, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Quoth PizzaDrone

Everyone needs this bloke. Any chance of making clones?

Well he's got a twin brother...but their personalities are quite different. I don't know, are you into tall, lanky, dark/long haired guys?

I drink, I smoke, food's a necessity, so's toilet paper, and I was out of all four. He's quite observant. I'm so glad I dumped the whiny cheater for him.

Reyneth · #9 06-04-2009, 02:37 AM

Awww, a real keeper, that one!

~~edible_hat~~ · #10 06-04-2009, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Quoth Jester

Assuming you smoke.....
And assuming you drink beer.....
And assuming he knew you needed toilet paper.....

Yeah, he sounds like a pretty damn cool dude.

The pizza is just a bonus!

I'm sure it's all just a coincidence. In reality he can't resist a sale, and the cigs, beer, pizza and toilet paper store has half off until next Tuesday.