Comic relief at lunchtime

[Zombi]

I was sitting out in my car on my break today (our break room is disgusting), and there was a car with two largish dogs in it, with the window down a bit. In the car next to that was a guy - I don't know if he was stoned or something, but he was pulling faces at these two dogs, barking at them and such. He had no idea I was watching, but it was bloody funny.

Then his wife came back with the shopping, and they drove off - or so I thought. Then I hear from the end of the carpark:
"Hey, doggy! Here boy!!"

Silly sod.