Wish Corruption! (Game thread) - Page 2

Nurian · #11 08-21-2009, 02:06 AM

Granted! You know have the most amazing job. You have also been fired.

I wish I hadn't burnt my tongue.

RecoveringKinkoid · #12 08-21-2009, 02:20 AM

You didn't burn it. You sliced it off.

I wish I had more shoe space in my closet.

ZumZum · #13 08-21-2009, 02:43 AM

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Quoth RecoveringKinkoid

I wish I had more shoe space in my closet.

Granted, but now you have no room for clothes forcing you to wear the same outfit every day.

I wish I had the perfect body.

taurinejunkie · #14 08-21-2009, 02:45 AM

You do have the perfect body. Decapitated, in your closet. The feds are looking for you.

I wish I had more self confidence.

Nurian · #15 08-21-2009, 02:46 AM

Granted! You had enough confidence that you wouldn't been hurt by the volcano. You were wrong.

I wish my job had started sooner.

ZumZum · #16 08-21-2009, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Quoth Nurian

I wish my job had started sooner.

Granted, but you overslept and missed your first day.

I wish I could go on vacation.

BarbieGirl · #17 08-21-2009, 03:02 AM

Granted, but as soon as you got to mexico a hurricane demolished your hotel and now you have to stay in a shack with a goat.

I wish I could get some sleep.

BookstoreEscapee · #18 08-21-2009, 03:08 AM

Granted. You'll wake well rested to your kids tearing apart the house.

I wish I had a bigger couch.

Jack T. Chance · #19 08-21-2009, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Quoth BookstoreEscapee

I wish I had a bigger couch.

Granted, but now you'll have family members and "friends" you haven't seen in years turning up, wanting to crash on it.

I wish I was a Time Lord!

TheSHAD0W · #20 08-21-2009, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Quoth Jack T. Chance

I wish I was a Time Lord!

Granted, but your Tardis broke down in 9900 BCE and you have to slog around in the desert for 2000 years until the Atlanteans develop enough technology to fix it.

I wish my records were in proper order...