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Old 08-21-2009, 03:31 PM
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Granted... but I never knew you could organize records in dewey decimal like that. *tilts head*

I wish my car were paid off.
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Old 08-21-2009, 04:10 PM
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Granted, it got paid off by the idiots insurance that ran into it.

I wish I could find a good work from home job.
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Old 08-21-2009, 05:28 PM
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Granted. You are now the neighborhood pot dealer, ala Nancy Botwin from Weeds. You are raking in the dough, but the DEA is closing in fast.

I wish I had a loving girlfriend.
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Old 08-21-2009, 05:40 PM
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Granted! She loves you so much, you never have a moment's peace. And her mother hates you.

I wish I had a soda.
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Old 08-21-2009, 06:01 PM
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I wish I had a soda.
Granted, but when opened it explodes all over you.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight.
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Old 08-21-2009, 06:57 PM
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Granted, but when opened it explodes all over you.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight.
Granted! You don't have to go to work tonight - you have to go RIGHT NOW!! HURRY UP YOU'RE LATE!!!!

I wish the woman I like felt the same way about me.
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Old 08-22-2009, 12:18 AM
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Granted! Unfortunately, she must go to Zimbabwe right NOW!

I wish I weren't so hungry.
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Old 08-22-2009, 12:37 AM
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Granted. But now you're dying of thirst.

I wish I was a better cook.
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Old 08-22-2009, 12:52 AM
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Granted but all you have to cook with are eggs and beets.


I wish I could spend the day getting pampered at a day spa.
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Old 08-22-2009, 12:55 AM
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Granted. You'll spend the day at the spa in Pampers.

I wish I had something better to do.
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